Ring ding diddle diddle aye-o! :D

This shit is funny. it is good shit for my toilet bowl. i tried to decipher the lyrics. shall make changes if wrong ... this is how i heard it... :D

Tom Lehrer - The Scotsman

Well, A Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,
One could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled around until he could no longer keep his feet,
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Ring ding diddle diddle ah de-o! Ring Da diddly ai-yo!
he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

About that time two young and lovely girls just happen by,
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye:
'See young sleeping scotsman, so strong and handsome built,
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'
Ring ding diddle diddle ah de-o! Ring Da diddly ai-yo!
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'

They crept up on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be.
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
Ring ding diddle diddle ah de-o! Ring Da diddly ai-yo!
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

They marvelled for a moment then one said: 'we must be gone.'
'Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.'
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bunny star the scot's kilt and lift and show.
Ring ding diddle diddle ah de-o! Ring Da diddly ai-yo!
Around the bunny star the scot's kilt and lift and show.

Now the scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees.
Behind the bush he lift his kilt, and gawks at what he sees.
And with a startled voice, he says to what's before his eyes:
'Lad, I don't Know where you've been but i see you've won first prize!'
Ring ding diddle diddle ah de-o! Ring Da diddly ai-yo!
'Lad, I don't Know where you've been but i see you've won first prize!'

hehe. :) the words in italics i'm not sure if they're accurate. i love this song. shit funny. :) haha. catch me on MSN if you want it! :D

k am gonna go. spent the day not thinking so i have nothing much else to type. feel liberated. :)

Ring Da diddle ai-yo! :P